Today we got into a discussion about promises and John was promised something at age five. So I turned to the promiser and said, "He's almost thirty! Come on!!!"
"I AM NOT ALMOST THIRTY."
"Aren't you turned twenty-seven in June?"
"That's almost thirty."
"I'm almost twenty, I'm seventeen."
"No you aren't... When you are nineteen and three quarters THEN you will be almost twenty."
XD Sounds like someone is a little sensitive about his age...