Thursday, February 14, 2008

Retard Award of the Year

And it goes to me...

6 comments:

Sir Brian The Manly said...

I told you about the idiot club when I was little right? When Darren and Kristen both accidentally stapled themselves in the same day, so they decided to form an idiot club, and they said I couldn't be in it because I hadn't hurt myself, so I took a pair of scissors and cut my thumb and was like (probably through tears), "Can I be in it now?" lol. *ahem*

Elyse said...

hahahahhahahhahahaahhah!!!!!!!!

That's so amazing..

jelvistar said...

It took me a moment to figure your photo out...all I can say is WOW, that was a Snelson moment.

Father Cory said...

That is beautiful. Do we get to know the story?

Sir Brian The Manly said...

DIBS!!

Lady: This is why she's awesome.
SO!
8:26 PM I shall relate the story to you.
I was trying to staple my papers together before class and the top of my stapler wasn't connected so I pushed it down..
Onto my thumb.
>_<
Anyway.
I was like, "MARY. I JUST STAPLED MY THUMB!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
"TAKE A PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
8:27 PM "IT WON'T FOCUS!!!"
After a minute I finally grabbed it.
And then I ripped out the staple and it gushed blood and got on my paper...
lol
And I was like jumping up and down when I was like, "MARY. STAPLE. IN. THUMB."
I'm pretty sure the guy behind us thinks that we're crazy.
8:28 PM The whole class probably does.. XD

Father Cory said...

That is epic.