Women = Cats

• They're constantly grooming themselves
• They're moody
• They pretend to ignore you because they want you to come up to them first
• They're ferocious hunters
• They're very cute
• They'll scratch you if you're a retard
  
• They like to cuddle
• They are mesmerized by shiny things
• They have very specific expectations
• They want their food a certain way
• They like warm places in the sun
• They're indifferent
• They can spaz over small problems
• They don't like it when their hair is messed up
• They don't like to be forced into anything
• They stalk
• They like to control the universe