Saturday, December 15, 2007

Women = Cats

  • They're constantly grooming themselves
  • They're moody
  • They pretend to ignore you because they want you to come up to them first
  • They're ferocious hunters
  • They're very cute
  • They'll scratch you if you're a retard
  • They like to cuddle
  • They are mesmerized by shiny things
  • They have very specific expectations
  • They want their food a certain way
  • They like warm places in the sun
  • They're indifferent
  • They can spaz over small problems
  • They don't like it when their hair is messed up
  • They don't like to be forced into anything
  • They stalk
  • They like to control the universe

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