My pastor is awesome....
In the sermon today he was saying how ridiculous it is that people hang on to life here.. Then he said, "When George and Martha are looking at a sunset in heaven, George is going to say, 'Dadgummit, Martha! If you hadn't been shoving those bran muffins down our throats we could have been here ten years sooner!!!"
So my pastor is awesome because:
1) He looks like James Stewart
2) He says "dadgummit"
3) He says mature as "matour"