AH!

Note: This post should be read by you (aka the reader) with a breathless type of in your head reading voice. BECAUSE I WAS SO FREAKED OUT!!!

So Mom and I went swimming in the lake today/tonight-ish. We took a different route because most of the lake was not in the sunlight. Anyway, so I was thinking about the time when Kristy was a little girl and she was at the lake and found a dead body (this was probably not the best thing to be thinking about while swimming in deep-ish water...)and then I felt a hard thing brush my right side!!!! I screamed SO loud. It creeps me out just thinking about, as in I'm getting the hibbly-jibbly's right now. I think it might have been a tree, because the lake has gotten really low, maybe it was a sunken boat.

So I was swimming, in a lake, in deep water, a hard thing brushed my side, I screamed and then I started laughing all the while swimming really hard to get to land before the wood thing ate me.... *laughs* Mom was saying stuff like, "Oh it was probably just a trout that wanted to nibble at your feet..." She kept saying stuff like that and one time I splashed her, which is kind of a big deal because she hates to get her head wet. =D

I had the horrible thought that some nasty little boys had released a shark thing in the lake, but then I told myself that sharks live in salt water, not fresh water.

By the way, I hate the movie Jaws. Hate. Hate. Hate it.

Needless to say I was happy to get out of the water. It's funny to think how our minds play horrible little tricks on us.

*mutters something about a creepy wooden shark thing that tried to eat me*