Saturday, August 26, 2006

AH!



Note: This post should be read by you (aka the reader) with a breathless type of in your head reading voice. BECAUSE I WAS SO FREAKED OUT!!!

So Mom and I went swimming in the lake today/tonight-ish. We took a different route because most of the lake was not in the sunlight. Anyway, so I was thinking about the time when Kristy was a little girl and she was at the lake and found a dead body (this was probably not the best thing to be thinking about while swimming in deep-ish water...)and then I felt a hard thing brush my right side!!!! I screamed SO loud. It creeps me out just thinking about, as in I'm getting the hibbly-jibbly's right now. I think it might have been a tree, because the lake has gotten really low, maybe it was a sunken boat.

So I was swimming, in a lake, in deep water, a hard thing brushed my side, I screamed and then I started laughing all the while swimming really hard to get to land before the wood thing ate me.... *laughs* Mom was saying stuff like, "Oh it was probably just a trout that wanted to nibble at your feet..." She kept saying stuff like that and one time I splashed her, which is kind of a big deal because she hates to get her head wet. =D

I had the horrible thought that some nasty little boys had released a shark thing in the lake, but then I told myself that sharks live in salt water, not fresh water.

By the way, I hate the movie Jaws. Hate. Hate. Hate it.

Needless to say I was happy to get out of the water. It's funny to think how our minds play horrible little tricks on us.

*mutters something about a creepy wooden shark thing that tried to eat me*

4 comments:

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Kaits said...

(this was probably not the best thing to be thinking about while swimming in deep-ish water...)

Yeah, I would think not.

The voice in my head didn't work right. I read it like with a really high voice...it was odd...and not like you..

Ashlily said...

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHARK!!!!!!! what were they,number 3 or was it 2 on our list? I'll have to go check.Odd that picture of mr.sharkie doesn't have the bloody gums thing goin on.Hmmmm,i say he isn't really a shark then!!!!AH HA!! I have found you out you...you...platypus? oh well i'll figure it out later,i have church to attend,lata!

Elyse said...

Kristy: Ha. Ha.

Kaitie: *laugh* Well the voice was more like a run-on sentence, except more breathless.

Ashley: Do you think I wanted a picture with bloody gums? AGHHHH! I was SO grossed out looking at the pictures on google, this was the least bloody picture. Ick.

"Hmmmm,i say he isn't really a shark then!!!!AH HA!! I have found you out you...you...platypus?"

XD