Well, today I was rushed by about 250 lbs of chocolate lab. What did I do? The only thing I could do.. Curl up in a ball and attempt to NOT get licked in the face.
I failed. Tonka crawled over me and got behind me and then put his paws on my head while he licked me. And Beau was in front of me licking my face. And the leashes were all messed up and I was basically on the front porch laughing and getting attacked by chocolate labs. Finally mom came out and said, "Would you like some help?"
...I'm pretty sure Dad and her laughed at me for at least half a minute first.. =P