Thursday, November 29, 2007

This post is awesome, you should read it.

Today I considered the moral implications of stealing a cat as I carried him to my home. Mom and I found him!!! My excuse is that I carried him only because he didn't want to walk past the neighbor's dog. So I helped him.. Anyway, dad wasn't supposed to be awake when we got home, but there he was standing in the living room looking at us... Laughing his head off.

Mom told him he wasn't supposed to be awake. Then Rocky decided he liked our porch and he paced around while dad took some pictures. That cat is BEHEMOTH.

In other news. Downhere impresses me with two things. Marc Martel's voice and the lyrics.

"The Real Jesus" by Downhere

Jesus on the radio, Jesus on a late night show
Jesus in a dream, looking all serene
Jesus on a steeple, Jesus in the Gallup poll
Jesus has His very own brand of rock and roll

Watched Him on the silver screen
Bought the action figurine
But Jesus is the only name that makes you flinch

Oh, can anybody show me the real Jesus?
Oh, let Your love unveil the mystery of the real Jesus

Jesus started something new
Jesus coined a phrase or two
Jesus split the line at the turning point of time
Jesus sparked a controversy
Jesus, known for His mercy, gave a man his sight
Jesus isn't white

Jesus loves the children, holds the lambs
Jesus prays a lot
Jesus has distinguishing marks on His hands

If anybody walks behind the Good Shepherd
If anybody holds the hands that heal lepers
[The Real Jesus Lyrics on

And if you recognize the eyes that see forever, please...

Jesus, Jesus
Oh, can anybody show me Jesus
Oh, let Your love unveil the glory, the real Jesus

Oh, can anybody show me the real Jesus?
Oh, let Your love unveil the glory of the real Jesus, the real Jesus

There were some funny lines in there... And MY WORD in the season of ridiculous and dumb Christmas songs it is refreshing to hear Downhere's How Many Kings. Unfortunately they keep playing the Christmas shoes song. >_<

Gag me with a pitchfork. Let's be a little realistic, people. And also I appreciate Relient K's I Celebrate the Day song. It's refreshing to hear songs about Christmas that aren't about Rudolph, Santa, presents, perpetual happiness, and ridiculously cheesy songs about dying mothers. Why not actually take the incarnation of the Supreme God and make it about money!? ksafjlksdfoik!!!!

I think this is why I'm so jaded about Christmas, I get so distracted by all the "OHMYWORDLET'SALLBECHEESY" that I don't see the miracle that is my Lord, coming to earth to save me.


Ashlily said...

hahah that reminds me of a cat we saw in's head was about the size of a dinner plate.literally.My dad saw it and said that is either a huge cat or a small puma. lol,his name was Garfield and he didn't get along with other cats,hahaha. awsomeness.

jelvistar said...

So.....are you keeping the cat? It looks bigger than both of my dogs combined.

rosanne said...

hahahaha, the christmas shoes song! That has become somewhat of a running joke between me and my mom. I hate the stupid kids singing at the end, and my mom can't get over the fact that the guy (or, whoever is telling the story) doesn't BUY THE SHOES FOR HIM, and then TAKE THE MOM TO THE HOSPITAL.

HAhahaha, ooooh, I hate that song. :)

Sir Brian The Manly said...

Can you fit an entire pitchfork in your mouth? o_O