Wednesday, November 07, 2007

*ahem*

Well, now that I've offended all of my sensible readers from my last post, I'll move on to bigger and less scary things!

lol. Seriously guys, how do you put up with so much randomness? One day I make a post about how good the Lord is and the next about a chest rug... (XD XD XD XD XD XD XD)

hahahaha... *ahem* ANYWAY!

Costco recently opened up in my town. Yay! Civilization has come! Also, Borders just opened. AND Old Navy had plans of opening. I mean seriously, we have 6 Starbucks within 20 minutes of my house and yet they expect me to survive without an old navy in my town.

Here is my tribute:

ALL HAIL CONSUMERISM!
You please us in your effort to make our lives easier, with your super sized packages of dove soap and double jars of peanut butter for less cost. I thank you for your efforts to increase our spending, saving AND enjoyment. You make our lives so easy...

ALL HAIL COMMERCIALISM!
I see your "tangible profit of success" and I feel its benefits every time I use Costco fabric softener.

ALL HAIL COSTCO.



(They even sell VERY LARGE stuffed puppies.. We went to the new Costco on Sunday and my dad was looking for my mom so he didn't notice me slipping the puppy in our cart... Anyway. yeah.)

8 comments:

Father Cory said...

Let's not hail consumerism. It is of the devil. Prepare to have demons cast out.

*demon-cast-outage ceremony*

Okay. All clean.


Heh, anyways...where the crap did Costco open up in Gig Harbor? And Borders?! Holy burger...I need to visit soon.

(my passcode for this comment was iuiiu...hehe...)

Father Cory said...

P.S. I miss riding the ferry :(

jelvistar said...

You didn't actually buy that thing...did you? Because I am NOT bringing it back to my house!

Sir Brian The Manly said...

YOU NEED TO BUY IT!! IT'S AMAZING!!

Elyse said...

Cory, Costco opened by Target and Borders is by the Goodwill..

Or maybe you moved before that opened. Borders is by Safeway.

Father Cory said...

Pardon as I start trying to remember where everything is.

Target. Was...there's a Target in Gig Har...OH YEAH. Holy cow, they put a Costco up there?! Now that I think about it, I remember hearing something about that lot. But that was back when they were debating Wal-Mart vs. Costco.

And...Safeway. Um. Thinking...one second as I look up Google Maps.

OH SAFEWAY. ...Holy shtuff, they opened up a Borders there?

I may die.

Elyse said...

Or maybe you could just come and visit instead..

Just maybe.

Sir Brian The Manly said...

BUT DON'T VISIT WITHOUT ME, YOU HEAD!!